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🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐
120 Funny digital quotes
I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.
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Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.
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That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.
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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.
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Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅
Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.
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Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.
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Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.
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Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚
Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.
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Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐
Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.
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I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉