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Funny discipline quotes

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025