Funny discipline quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

  Commentary:
  "When you hear the full name, run for cover! 😂👟👶 #MiddleNameAlert #UhOh"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not the dreaded "bedroom penalty" 😱😄 Guess I’ll need a timeout… or a snack in there! 🍪🚪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when the greatest threat to our mortality was a stern look from mom or dad 😅👀. Better watch your sass, or you might just find yourself in the graveyard of "talking back to parents!" ⚰️👪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sound of silence amplified by flip flops – the ultimate paradox for ninjas! 🤫👣 Imagine a stealthy assassin trying to sneak up on you with the rhythmic clack-clack-clack of flip flops. 🙊👡 Maybe they're training for the "Ninja Summer Edition"! 🔥😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

  Commentary:
  "When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the struggle for survival was real: navigating through childhood without tempting fate by uttering the forbidden words to your parents! 🙊😂 It's a dangerous world out there for rebellious kiddos, where natural causes might seem like the safer option. Just remember, it's all fun and games until you sass your mom and somehow end up grounded till eternity! 🚫⚰️😜

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