Funny discipline quotes

• Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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  2 months ago

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• I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

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• One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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  2 months ago

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• The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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  2 months ago

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• Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  2 months ago

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• You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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  2 months ago

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• When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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  2 months ago

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• I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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  2 months ago

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• When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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  2 months ago

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