Funny elf quotes

• Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

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  1 week ago

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• Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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  2 months ago

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• If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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  2 months ago

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• I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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  2 months ago

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• Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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  3 months ago

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