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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Trending via Instagram:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Making waves on Discord:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Going viral on WeChat:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Just shared via Messenger:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Just landed via Twitch:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Live now on WeChat:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Trending via Instagram:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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48 shares on Instagram this month:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

41 shares on X this month:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

32 shares on Slack this month:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

18 shares on X this month:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

19 shares on X this month:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Trending via Telegram:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Shared recently on Slack:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Trending via Facebook:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Live now on Facebook:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Live now on Slack:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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