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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
956 Funny food quotes
Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
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Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆
Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?
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Trying to give up junk food is like trying to break up with the love of your life 🍔🍕💔😅
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
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When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.
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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨
I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.
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When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜
Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.
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Ice cream for dinner? Sign me up! Who needs adulting when you can have sprinkles for supper! 🍦😋🎉
If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.
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Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! 🍕+🍕=2, but 🍝+🍝=1 🤔😂
Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.
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Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴