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Why stress when you can avo-cuddle with some guac! 🥑😂
965 Funny food quotes
I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.
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😂🍔 If your burger arrives sideways and you lose it, maybe the problem isn't the sandwich! 🍟😆
If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.
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Thinking cap on, pizza oven preheated! 🍕🤔 If it's not cheesy, I can't make it easy! 😄
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
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Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.
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Here's to that friend who thinks "expiration dates" are just "mild suggestions." 😂🥴🧀
Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.
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Sounds like your weekend calories are now part of the Witness Protection Program! 🍩🙈🔥
After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.
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Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂
Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.
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Guess the secret to world peace is just more cheeseburgers! 🍔😄
I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.
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"Who needs people when you have cheese? 🧀😂"
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅