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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Making waves on Slack:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Going viral on TikTok:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Reported on Facebook:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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Funny gangsta quotes bring the perfect mix of swagger and humor to your day 😎🎤 Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or drop some hilarious wisdom with attitude, these gems have got you covered 😂🔥 Get ready to laugh out loud as street smarts meet witty punchlines—because who says gangsta vibes can’t be funny? 💥🕶️ #StayFresh #LOL #GangstaGiggles

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1 week ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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When your dog takes longer to poop than your favorite show takes for a new season… 🍿🐶⏳
1 month ago
Share →: No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Commentary:
"When your heart cries 'G' but your last romance screamed 'LOL' 🤷‍♂️💔😂 #SingleAndGangsta"
2 months ago
Share →: No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Commentary:
"When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"
2 months ago
Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Commentary:
🌈 Double rainbow sighting, the ultimate game changer! 😂 Suddenly everyone's tough facade melts away in awe of the magical phenomenon. It's amazing how nature's beauty can bring out the soft side in even the toughest of gangstas! 🌈🌈 #RainbowMagic #UnexpectedSofties
4 months ago
Share →: I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Commentary:
"Grandma laying down the law, shutting down gangsta dreams! Looks like the only 'hood' you'll be reppin' is the neighborhood block parties."
5 months ago
Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Commentary:
"Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Commentary:
"When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Just shared via Instagram:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Broadcasted on Threads:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Making waves on Messenger:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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