Funny gangsta quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart cries 'G' but your last romance screamed 'LOL' 🤷‍♂️💔😂 #SingleAndGangsta"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

  Commentary:
  🌈 Double rainbow sighting, the ultimate game changer! 😂 Suddenly everyone's tough facade melts away in awe of the magical phenomenon. It's amazing how nature's beauty can bring out the soft side in even the toughest of gangstas! 🌈🌈 #RainbowMagic #UnexpectedSofties

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma laying down the law, shutting down gangsta dreams! Looks like the only 'hood' you'll be reppin' is the neighborhood block parties."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

  Commentary:
  "Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

  Commentary:
  "When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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