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Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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Making waves on X:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Spotted on Messenger:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

12 shares on Threads this month:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

23 shares on X this month:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Trending via Pinterest:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Breaking via YouTube:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Just landed via Discord:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Dear Santa, Money!

Just shared via X:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Going viral on Threads:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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