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Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Shared recently on WeChat:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Shared recently on Twitch:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Going bananas on Facebook:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Live now on Telegram:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Going viral on X:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Funny gen quotes

Funny gen quotes bring a burst of laughter and relatable vibes to your day 😂✨ Whether you’re vibing with Gen Z’s quirky slang or Gen Alpha’s fresh outlook, these witty lines capture the fun side of each generation 🎉📱 Get ready to LOL, share, and connect across the age spectrum with humor that hits just right! 🎈😄

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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2 months ago

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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2 months ago

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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2 months ago

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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5 months ago

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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6 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,658

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Going viral on Snapchat:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Spotted on Facebook:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Just shared via Twitch:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Going viral on TikTok:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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