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Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Going viral on YouTube:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Going viral on X:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Just shared via Instagram:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Going viral on Instagram:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Making waves on X:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Funny gen quotes bring a burst of laughter and relatable vibes to your day 😂✨ Whether you’re vibing with Gen Z’s quirky slang or Gen Alpha’s fresh outlook, these witty lines capture the fun side of each generation 🎉📱 Get ready to LOL, share, and connect across the age spectrum with humor that hits just right! 🎈😄

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Share →: Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
6 months ago
Share →: Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Commentary:
"Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Commentary:
"Gen Z life hacks: Mastering the art of toaster dial precision like it's a high-stakes mission 🍞🔥 Who needs complicated solutions when you can create toast perfection with just a twist? #SimplerIsBetter"

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Breaking via Twitch:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Live now on Discord:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Breaking via Snapchat:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Going viral on TikTok:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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