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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Seen just now on Threads:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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