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Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Just shared via Telegram:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Seen just now on X:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Going bananas on Discord:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Making waves on Twitch:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Just shared via Facebook:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Funny Gen Z quotes

Funny Gen Z quotes are the ultimate vibe check for anyone who loves wit, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of internet slang 😂✨. These hilarious nuggets capture the quirks, moods, and iconic moments of a generation that speaks emoji fluently 🚀💬. Ready to laugh out loud and relate on a whole new level? Dive into the world where humor meets Gen Z energy, and get ready to share those LOL-worthy lines with your squad! 😎🔥

New funny Gen Z quotes 👇

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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2 months ago

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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2 months ago

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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5 months ago

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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5 months ago

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17 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

12 shares on X this month:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

77 shares on X this month:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Going viral on YouTube:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Going viral on Reddit:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Spotted on WeChat:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Spotted on TikTok:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Shared recently on Discord:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Going viral on Twitch:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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