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Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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"Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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"Who needs a confetti cannon when you can have the gender intel delivered straight to your inbox? 🎉 No need for pink or blue cupcakes, just spill the beans and let's get on with it! 🎊 #GenderRevealConvenience"

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