Funny German quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

  Commentary:
  Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

  Commentary:
  "Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beauty of precision in language! 🇩🇪 No more guessing games or passive-aggressive hints for German couples – they just cut straight to the point with a single word. 🥛💔 Next time you forget the milk, just wait for the inevitable "milchwiedervergessendesärger" to come your way! 😂 #LostInTranslation

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