Funny German quotes

• Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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  1 month ago

  asked, cultural, dating, digits, German, girl, humor, i, joke, language, number, pun, rest, still, waiting

• Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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  1 month ago

  avocado, food, food joke, German, guacamole, humor, joke, just, mashed, mashed potat, potat, potato

• All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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  1 month ago

  bizarre, dark, dark humor, die, German, German word, goals, gruesome, humor, i, life, life goals, live, live well, only, want, well, word

• German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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  2 months ago

  again, annoyed, arguments, communication, couples, fine, German, humor, just, less, milk, relationships, word

• Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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  3 months ago

  asked, class, education, German, Germany, humor, intelligence, mathematician, people, physicist, response, rich, social, social class, stereotype, wealth, why, woman

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