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Funny German quotes

Funny German quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday wisdom πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re learning the language or just love clever wordplay, these gems will tickle your funny bone and brighten your day πŸŒŸπŸ’¬ Get ready for some quirky expressions and witty humor that prove Germans know how to keep it light and laugh out loud! πŸ˜„πŸŽ‰

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, β€œHave you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, β€œI’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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