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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of โ€œall the free time you clearly haveโ€.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that โ€œwell, maybe you should have thought of that soonerโ€ is a helpful phrase.

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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