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Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Just landed via X:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Going viral on WeChat:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Going viral on WeChat:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Live now on Twitch:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Just landed via Telegram:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Trending via YouTube:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Funny give up quotes

Funny give up quotes 😂💥 turn those moments of frustration into hilarious reminders that sometimes quitting is just part of the adventure! Whether you’re done with adulting for the day or surrendering to a stubborn puzzle, these witty lines will have you laughing through the struggle. Ready to embrace the art of giving up—with a smile? 😅✨ Let’s dive into some humor that says quitting can be pretty entertaining! 🎉🙌

New funny give up quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Commentary:
"Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of giving up – always evolving, always whimsical! 🤷‍♂️💫 Who said quitting had to be boring anyway? Keep exploring those creative avenues to surrender, you trendsetter, you! 😉🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: “Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Dictionary requests emergency update due to missing words like 'quit' in this ambitious person's vocabulary 🚫💼 Oh, but watch out for 'resign', 'drop out', and 'give up' – those are in heavy rotation! 🔄😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Commentary:
"Trying to choose between using the healing potion or embracing full-on madness like a chaotic wizard 🧙‍♂️ Decisions, decisions… Maybe insanity will be my new superpower! 😜🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️‍♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂
6 months ago
Share →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Commentary:
"Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

My love language is being sent money.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Making waves on Twitch:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Making waves on WeChat:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Live now on Instagram:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Going viral on TikTok:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Reported on Pinterest:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Just shared via Threads:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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