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50 shades of single.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Shared recently on X:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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You are the Monday of my life.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Funny give up quotes

Funny give up quotes 😂💥 turn those moments of frustration into hilarious reminders that sometimes quitting is just part of the adventure! Whether you’re done with adulting for the day or surrendering to a stubborn puzzle, these witty lines will have you laughing through the struggle. Ready to embrace the art of giving up—with a smile? 😅✨ Let’s dive into some humor that says quitting can be pretty entertaining! 🎉🙌

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

1 month ago
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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

1 month ago
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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

1 month ago
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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

2 months ago
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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Living la vida taco!

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Just landed via Twitch:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Making waves on Threads:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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