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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️‍♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"

access, God, humor, i, information, investigation, irony, know, media, privacy, public, public information, resources, social, social media, stalking
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous self-proclaimed sex gods! 🙄 Maybe they're hoping for a standing ovation? Or perhaps a trophy for 'Most Creative Use of Ego'? 🏆 Let's just hope they're as skilled in reality as they are in their imagination! 😂"

communication, confidence, God, humor, information, people, relationship, sex, sex god, tell, want
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Cheers to the silent daters, gracefully keeping it low-key on social media like undercover love agents! 🕵️‍♀️🤫 And here's to you – may God bless you with an upgrade in the man department as a special bonus! 🎁😉 #StealthModeDating"

bonus, dating, God, humor, lady, making, man, media, noise, relationship, silence, social, social media
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!

faith, God, godparent, humor, joke, parenting, recruitment, religion, standard
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"

age, cloud, digital, digital age, God, humor, impressed, media, nudes, self-confidence, social, social media, technology
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals

activity, advice, ask, doctor, eat, fun, fun activity, God, greek, Greek god, health, health advice, humor, imagination, oranges, planets, pretend, right
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶‍♂️🔍"

door, God, humor, irony, life, perspective, submarine, unfortunately, window
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"

dating, God, humor, love, patience, relationship, soulmate, tracking, wish
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"

faith, God, helium, humor, inhale, irony, joke, laugh, plans, tell, want
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Maybe God also has a strict 'no refunds' policy 🤔🏅🙏 #InGodsHands #WinningStreakButDontLoseFaith"

athlete, athletes, blame, credit, God, humor, irony, lose, sports, talent, win