Commentary:
When she says her favorite hobby is collecting red flags 🚩🚩, you know it’s time to make a U-turn 😂💨
392 Funny going quotes
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
Commentary:
Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻
Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.
Commentary:
Looks like the socializing hangover is real! 😂🥴📅 I'll see you in 2024.
I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.
Commentary:
Trading chaos for cozy vibes is my new favorite rebellion plan! 😴😈✨
If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.
Commentary:
Who knew doors needed manners? 🚪🙄🤷♂️
Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?
Commentary:
Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
Going no contact with myself.
Commentary:
Guess it's time to ghost my own thoughts for a while!
If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.
Commentary:
Can we at least get some aqueducts thrown in too? Our drains could use an upgrade! 🚗🛣️🏗️
I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.
Commentary:
Why not dream about a world where your biggest concern is whether your coffee is too hot or too cold? ☕️😴✨
Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.
Commentary:
Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂