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Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
148 Funny guy quotes
Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.
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The bullet is now in a witness protection program! 😅🔫🕶️
A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.
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Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂
That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.
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Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons
Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.
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That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove
Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.
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This guy's really popping off, getting kernels of knowledge while munching! 🍿😂
Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.
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This guy really thinks he's got a PhD in Trauma Studies, specializing in Goat-ology! 😂🐐📚
One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.
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When the "idea guys" meet the "reality check" emoji committee 😂💡➡️🤔
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?
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Wow, wait till he finds out about Santa! 🎅📚😂