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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Just landed via WeChat:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Seen just now on Slack:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Just landed via Threads:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Reported on TikTok:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Trending via YouTube:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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Funny handwriting quotes

Funny handwriting quotes ✍️😂 celebrate the quirks and charm of our messy, looping, or downright illegible scribbles! Whether your handwriting looks like a secret code 🕵️‍♂️ or a toddler’s doodle 🎨, these witty sayings will make you smile and embrace your unique style. Get ready to laugh at the hilarious truths behind penmanship and the art of writing by hand! 🖋️🤣

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2 months ago
Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Commentary:
"Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"
4 months ago
Share →: Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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Looks like their handwriting follows a "choose your own adventure" plotline! 🖊️🤪 One day it's fancy cursive, the next day it's squiggles that only Mr. Scribble can decode. Embrace the mystery of mood-led penmanship! 🤷‍♂️😄
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Oh, the thrill of decoding your own secret messages courtesy of your own chicken scratch! 🐔📝 It's like a personal puzzle game where the only prize is the satisfaction of finally figuring out what you meant to jot down. 😄 Who needs cryptic codes when you've got your own messy handwriting to keep you entertained? 🤔🔍 #PenmanshipPuzzles #MysteryNotes
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Commentary:
Well, your dad's handwriting sounds like a secret code only decipherable by pharmacists with exceptional skills! 🤓💊 It's like each letter is on a mission to confuse, but hey, at least it adds some mystery to reading a shopping list! 📝😄
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Commentary:
"My handwriting is so illegible, even doctors would struggle to decipher it! 📜🔍 #ChickenScratchMasterpiece"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Commentary:
"Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁‍♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that's just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mom's handwriting is the real-life equivalent of hieroglyphics 😅 Better hope the teacher has a decoder ring handy! 📝 #ParentingProblems #HandwritingHorror"

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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Spotted on Discord:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Trending via Telegram:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Seen just now on TikTok:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Reported on Facebook:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Spotted on Threads:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Making waves on Facebook:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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