Funny holy quotes

• I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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  2 months ago

  apology, existential, holy, humor, i, life, past, past life, regret, self-reflection, sorry

• I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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  2 months ago

  back, bring, bring back, catchphrase, holy, holy moly, humor, me, moly, nobody, nostalgia, stop

• This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee joke, holy, holy water, humor, i, joke, morning, morning routine, need, routine, think, water, working

• I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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  3 months ago

  better, forebear, hate, hearth, holy, holy sun, humor, i, lamp, lighting, mimic, much, overhead, overhead lighting, should, sin, sun, trying

• I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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  5 months ago

  ago, animal, animals, better, cat, cat owner, easily, failure, food, giving, holy, humor, i, judge, just, organ, organ failure, owner, pet, pets, shit, starve, stubborn, taste, time, too, used, weeks, whim

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