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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Making waves on Messenger:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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