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Funny holy quotes

Funny holy quotes bring a lighthearted twist to spirituality πŸ™πŸ˜‚, mixing sacred vibes with a splash of humor. Whether you’re looking to brighten your day or share a clever chuckle with friends, these witty sayings add joy to the divine βœ¨πŸ˜‡. Get ready to smile, reflect, and maybe even laugh out loud while embracing a little holy fun! πŸ˜„πŸ“Ώ #BlessedAndAmused

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

I’m bringing back β€œholy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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