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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Just landed via YouTube:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Going viral on Telegram:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Shared recently on X:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Just shared via Discord:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Trending via Facebook:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Trending via Pinterest:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Broadcasted on X:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Spotted on YouTube:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Going viral on Instagram:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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