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Funny hoodie quotes

Funny hoodie quotes are the perfect way to turn your cozy outfit into a conversation starter 😄🔥 Whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends, these witty sayings add a splash of personality and laughter to your look 🎉🧥 Ready to upgrade your hoodie game with some seriously clever vibes? Let’s dive into the funniest, quirkiest quotes that’ll keep you smiling and comfy all day long! 😎✨

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Posted onMar 15, 2025Mar 15, 2025

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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