Funny hoodie quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't focus on your words when your hoodie strings are throwing off the whole harmony! 🎶 #FashionOverFunction"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

  Commentary:
  "Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮‍♂️ #FashionFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the enigmatic ways of hoodies – some are just born to hoodie differently, marching to the beat of their own hood strings 🤷‍♂️🧥 #HoodieConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

  Commentary:
  Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷‍♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷‍♂️ Can't conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁‍♀️ #HoodieGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hoodie when you can upgrade to a whole new ride? 🚗💨 Ladies, level up! #RealWomanGoals"

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