Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes
humor
irony
relationship
just
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
technology
want
someone
parenting
need
think
sleep
never
self-deprecation
family

Funny hoodie quotes

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

1 month ago

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

2 months ago

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

2 months ago

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

2 months ago

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

3 months ago

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

3 months ago