Commentary:
"Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"
28 Funny horse quotes
My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
Commentary:
"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"
Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between a charming prince and a majestic horse! 🐴🤴 Who knew equine companions could be such fierce competition in the quest for true love? Perhaps it's time for a royal horse wedding! 🐎💍👑"
It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.
Commentary:
"Looks like horses didn't get the memo about being all-round athletes. 🐎🏃♂️ Maybe they should stick to what they know best and leave the basketballs and tennis rackets to someone else! 🏀🎾"
There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.
Commentary:
By the time you find an oasis, you'd be shouting "Water, Speedy! Giddy up!" 🏜️🐎😂
Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.
Commentary:
Who knew cars had such wanderlust? Hope it's not road tripping on my gas card too! 🚗💨🐴⛽
I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.
Commentary:
When life gives you déjà vu, bring a shovel and a strong opinion! 🐴💀🤣
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
Commentary:
Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂