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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Trending via Discord:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Seen just now on Discord:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Just landed via WeChat:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Spotted on Instagram:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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