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Who knew the Pink Panther was just out here living his best life and causing mayhem instead of solving crimes? 🕵️♂️✨😹
14830 Funny humor quotes
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in air conditioning at first blast.
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CC: Air conditioning just asked me out, and I said yes 🥶❤️🌬️
I’m afraid of tripping on the street and FIFA awarding a penalty to Messi.
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When you’re just trying to walk down the street, but Messi suddenly appears, ready to take the shot 😂⚽🚶♂️
Having a job is lowkey a great way to stay hydrated, ’cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun.
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Turning water into fun since hiring day! 💦😄 #StayHydrated
Parents’ phones make notification sounds I’ve never heard in my life.
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When parents' phones beep, I half expect to hear an old-timey radio announcer say, "Stay tuned for the latest weather report!" 📻😂
Maturing is realizing your sick days are for when you’re sick of work.
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When life gives you lemons, call them in sick 🍋🤒🏖️
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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I tune in for the "Good evening" but stay for the "Why is it chaos again?" 😂📺
I don’t want to “join the community” of a brand that sells socks. I just want the socks. Stop emailing me about your “mission statement.” Your mission is to sell socks. We both know this.
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Why do sock brands try harder than my internet provider to stay in touch? Can we just be sole-mates without all the emails? 🧦📩
Whoever invents an AI blocker is going to become one of the wealthiest people of this generation. I’d pay for it in a heartbeat.
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Sign me up! My bank account is ready for some serious cardio from all the heartbeats 🏃♂️💸❤️😂
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you’d probably go in it too.
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I'd definitely check it out, but only after checking it for monsters first! 🚪📦👀