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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
Tag Archives: 14833 Funny humor quotes
Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.
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Just another day in the feline dictatorship, where cuddles are mandatory and the naps are non-negotiable 😸😼✨
Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.
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Sounds like someone needs to update their comedy passport! 😂🤪🤣
I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.
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When my patience hits zero, it's time for a snack break! 🍏⏰😄
Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.
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Life's aiming for a fruit salad chaos, armed with watermelons instead of lemons! 🍉😅🍋
Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.
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Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.
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Just over here spreading love while dodging haters like a ninja! 💃❤️🕺
No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.
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Potatoes: the root of all joy and the spudtacular cure for sadness! 🥔😂
Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.
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Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! 😄🍕🥖
Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.
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Arriving late but still hailed like a rockstar, must be nice to have a VIP pass for friendship at work! 😎🙌⏰