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"Finally, a language where my awkward silence can be both seen and understood! 😂🤫🙃"
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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.
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That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢
I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.
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When I look in the mirror and see my evil twin running the show 😂🤷♂️ #AlternateUniverse 🌌
A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.
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When that 2FA code comes at the worst time, my life flashes before my eyes like it's a season finale! 📱⏳🔐
“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.
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So, is your AI boyfriend more of a bytes and circuits guy, or does he just speak fluent binary on the first date? 🤖💻❤️
Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?
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"Of course not, Dre just forgot to text me back! 🎤🕶️😂"
I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.
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When your out-of-office message is living its best life while you're stuck in a meeting 🤔📧🎉
Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.
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When life gives you lemons, just reach for the Diet Coke instead 🍋➡️🥤🔫😅
I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.
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"Friends who build pillow forts together, stay together 🏰😂🛌"
For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.
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Sounds like I need to add "mind reader" to my resume… or maybe just "professional forgetter"! 🙃🧠🚶♂️