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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs
5658 Funny i quotes
I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman.
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Who knew the at-home daycare service could be a mutual exchange program? 😂🤝👶
Officer, I had no idea I was even driving.
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"When autopilot goes rogue 😂🚗🤖"
I just laugh stuff off, cause prison doesn’t cook the food I like.
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😂🤣 Guess I’ll keep my gourmet meals and freedom for now! 🍽️🍕
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.
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So relatable! My life’s plot twists have more cliffhangers than actions 🤦♂️😂
I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.
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When you let autocorrect write your karaoke lyrics 😂🎤👶
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.
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Life hack request: insert an extra day between each day so I can nap professionally 😴🗓️😅
Shout out to people who rate and review things, because I don’t like to rate or review things, but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed.
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Big cheers to the unsung heroes of opinions! I get all the scoop minus the typing. 📣📝✨
When I say I feel like Barbie, I mean my hip is making a clicking sound.
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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊