66 funny important quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

Apr 1, 2026

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Apr 1, 2026

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Apr 1, 2026

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Apr 1, 2026

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Apr 1, 2026

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Apr 1, 2026

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Apr 1, 2026

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Apr 1, 2026

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Apr 1, 2026

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Apr 1, 2026

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Apr 1, 2026

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Mar 31, 2026

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Mar 31, 2026

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Mar 31, 2026

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Mar 30, 2026

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Mar 30, 2026

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Mar 30, 2026

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Mar 29, 2026

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Mar 29, 2026

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Mar 28, 2026

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Mar 28, 2026

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Mar 27, 2026