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Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
66 Funny important quotes
People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.
Commentary:
You gotta appreciate those anti-pickle heroes—saving the world from a pickle overflow, one sandwich at a time! 🥒😂
There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.
Commentary:
When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
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In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.
Commentary:
Clearly, the real love story is between your heart and a student loan 😂🎓💔📚
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
Commentary:
Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
Commentary:
Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.
Commentary:
Rudeness level: Just enough to make sure nonsense has left the chat! 😏✋🤣
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂