Commentary:
Digging out those old Pokémon cards like they're stocks I should have invested in 😂📈 #WisdomOfTheYouth
69 Funny important quotes
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
Commentary:
When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.
Commentary:
Doing life like it's a talent show, but the judges are imaginary. 🎤👀🙈
You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.
Commentary:
You gotta appreciate those anti-pickle heroes—saving the world from a pickle overflow, one sandwich at a time! 🥒😂
There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.
Commentary:
When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
Commentary:
In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.
Commentary:
Clearly, the real love story is between your heart and a student loan 😂🎓💔📚
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
Commentary:
Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸