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When they start calling you a superhero, but all you want is a nap! 🦸♂️🦸♀️😴
361 Funny interaction quotes
I was having a great day, and then, people.
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When you’re winning at life but the universe just had to throw social interaction into the mix 😂🙄🌍
I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.
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When you need to remind them of good manners, it's volume control to the rescue! 🎤💁♂️😅
In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.
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Getting lost was just social networking before the internet 😂🗺️🏠
I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.
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When you expect a friend request and get a marriage proposal instead 🤦♀️😂 #NotTinder 💬📵
Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.
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That awkward moment when your own story feels like a Netflix series you didn't know you signed up for until someone hit 'like' 😂📱👀
There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.
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Misery must have great snacks if everyone keeps getting invited! 🍿😆
Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.
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Trying to earn brownie points with future me by smiling at all the walking wisdom dispensers 😂👴👵🎉
If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.
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Nice, taking it to the next level with that epic elevator button push! 😂👍🛗
“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”
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Sounds like they're guarding the gates of Mordor, not the doctor's office! 🧙♂️🚪😅