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Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Spotted on Discord:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Just landed via Reddit:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Going viral on Messenger:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Seen just now on Discord:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Trending via X:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Trending via Reddit:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Making waves on TikTok:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Spotted on X:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Going viral on Slack:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Trending via Discord:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Making waves on Instagram:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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