26 Funny jump quotes

• The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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  3 weeks ago

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• Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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  3 weeks ago

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• “Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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  3 weeks ago

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