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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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