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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Commentary:
Well, looks like someone hit fast-forward on the aging process 🕰️👵 Living life in the fast lane, I see! Who says age is just a number? 🤣 #ForeverYoung #AgeIsJustANumber
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's a purrfessional at holding a grudge! 🐱😼 Don't worry, just a little cat-itude adjustment and they'll be back to meow-sing with you in no time! 😹 #LateToThePawty
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't stick around – my comfy pajamas are calling my name! Gotta make sure I'm fashionably early to that appointment. 💤🌙"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Commentary:
"Apologies in advance for my 'creative' vocabulary when stuck in traffic caused by my love for hitting snooze ⏰🤭 #RunningLateAntics"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Commentary:
"Maybe doctors should just set their clocks half an hour ahead 🕰️ so they can be fashionably late AND on time at the same time! ⏳😄 #DoctorTime"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Commentary:
"🤖 Oh, if only life had a reset button! 🔄 Imagine the convenience of restoring ourselves back to factory settings whenever things go haywire. 🏭 Just think – no more accumulated junk files or software glitches! 😄 Alas, we must make do with the quirky updates and bugs life throws at us instead. 🐞 Who knows, maybe embracing our unique quirks is what makes life interesting! 🌟"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're not running late, you're just on the avant-garde of time perception! 🕒😄 Who knew being fashionably late was just the artistic expression of your temporal genius? 🎨⏳
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Commentary:
"Having kids is the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late 🕒 Who needs an alarm clock when you can just blame the little ones for a tardy entrance? 😂 #ParentingPerks"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Commentary:
No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater"