Commentary:
"Forget work benefits, I'm voting for 'Miss Your Spouse Leave Days'! 😂💼❤️ #RelationshipGoals #BestEmployeePolicy"
133 Funny leave quotes
As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the original 'Chef's Special'—with a side of tough love! 🍽️😂"
I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.
Commentary:
"Trying to escape the internet like 🏃♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"
One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.
Commentary:
"Wait, you mean bars have exits?! 🤯🍺🚪 #LifeHacks"
Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.
Commentary:
"Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! 😂🕯️💨"
My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.
Commentary:
"With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂"
Why read the room when you can leave the room?
Commentary:
"Reading rooms? Overrated. Exiting like a mystery novel? Now, that's some plot twist! 🚪😂📚"
Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
Commentary:
"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"
Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
Commentary:
"Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"
There are people who leave comments on porn videos.
Commentary:
"Just here for the plot twists and character development! 🤓🍿😏"