Commentary:
Sounds like my Tupperware is throwing wild parties and I'm never invited! 🥳🥤📦
133 Funny leave quotes
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
Commentary:
Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.
Commentary:
Same here! I'm all about those adventures from the couch with "Netflix and definitely no chill" 🛋️📺😴
Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.
Commentary:
Just trying not to trip over my own feet 😆🌕💃
It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.
Commentary:
When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden
When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.
Commentary:
Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.
Commentary:
Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶♂️
89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”
Commentary:
🚀😂 "When 'You look great!' becomes the new 'We're late!', fashionably running behind has never felt more glamorous! ⏰👠"
“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.
Commentary:
Looks like it's time to let the others handle the chaos while I initiate Operation Vanish! 🚀😎 #PreparedToRelax
I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.
Commentary:
"Ew squared 😂☔️🚶♂️"