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131 Funny leave quotes

Funny leave quotes πŸ˜‚ have a way of making even the most stoic boss crack a smile. Whether you’re plotting the great escape from your desk πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ or just daydreaming about sandy beaches πŸ–οΈ, these quips will tickle your funny bone and make your farewell memorable. Ready to unleash your inner comedian as you wave goodbye? Start practicing your best mic drop 🎀 and prepare for an epic exit!

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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