Funny load quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so it seems the real secret to perfectly stacked dishes is the mysterious absence of women 🤔🍽️ No wonder the dishwasher suddenly becomes a Tetris master! 😂 #NoDirtyPlatesNoProblem"

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