Funny load quotes

• My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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  2 days ago

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• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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  1 month ago

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• Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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  2 months ago

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• Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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  2 months ago

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