Funny longest quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs small talk when you have deep discussions with your inner monologue? 💬💭 It's like having a TED talk in your own brain, complete with intermissions for overthinking and callbacks for self-doubt. 🤔😅 #ConversationsWithMeMyselfAndI"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even your to-do list needs a to-do list! 📝😆 Who needs a personal assistant when you've got jokes like these! 💁‍♂️ #ProcrastinationNation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

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