Funny longest quotes

• My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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  1 month ago

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• I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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  1 month ago

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• The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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  1 month ago

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• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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  1 month ago

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