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Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Making waves on Reddit:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Trending via YouTube:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Making waves on Facebook:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Making waves on Telegram:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Shared recently on X:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Going viral on Instagram:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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Funny madness quotes

Funny madness quotes bring a wild twist to everyday chaos 🤪✨ They capture those quirky moments when life feels delightfully crazy, making us laugh out loud and embrace the madness 😂🎉 Whether you’re feeling a little zany or just love a good chuckle, these gems are perfect to brighten your day and share with friends! Get ready to dive into a whirlwind of humor and fun 🤡💥

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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82 shares on Reddit this month:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

24 shares on Messenger this month:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

73 shares on Slack this month:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

96 shares on X this month:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Breaking via Messenger:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Seen just now on Discord:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Just landed via Instagram:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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