Funny marathon quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃‍♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

  Commentary:
  Oh, running a half marathon? That's impressive! 🏃‍♂️💨 Meanwhile, me? Well, I've almost finished a bunch of things too… like binge-watching Netflix series and mastering the art of procrastination! 😂 Keep up the great work though, you're lapping us all in the race of life!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃‍♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"

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