Funny marathon quotes

• My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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  2 months ago

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• You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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  2 months ago

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• You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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  2 months ago

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• “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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  3 months ago

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