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Funny marathon quotes

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

3 months ago

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

3 months ago

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

3 months ago