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When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷♂️ #Relatable
571 Funny media quotes
It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.
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Just think, we used to yell "BRB" before leaving the room! 🕰️🤳 #LivingLegends
A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.
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Escaping online used to be my hobby, now escaping offline is my survival skill! 😆🔌🌍
Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.
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Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn
Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.
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Why keep it to yourself when you can share it with the world and regret it later? 😂🔊 #NoFilter
Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
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Looks like my sarcasm translator is about to hit overdrive! 🤪😂📱
Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.
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Level up your Monopoly game before you flex, social media champ! 😎💸🃏
So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.
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"Breaking News: Fact checkers discover the news was supposed to have facts all along! 🎤🐸📺"
Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?
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Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨
Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.
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Sliding into your newsfeed like a ninja with nothing but good vibes and a bad sense of direction 😂🤷♂️📩