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Funny michael quotes

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

3 months ago

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

3 months ago

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

3 months ago