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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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