Funny microplastic quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm 99% water and 1% Barbie! #PlasticFantastic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got microplastics on the job? Just a small price to pay for being environmentally conscious and having DIY repair work going on inside you! "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's transitioned from being a mere mortal to a Tupperware whisperer! Who knew that a diet of microplastics could lead to such a unique and unexpected talent? Next thing you know, they'll be hosting Tupperware parties like no other!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a microplastic, I'd choose to be a rebellious one and stay far away from the ocean waves and hungry mouths! No beach parties or fishy dinners for me, thank you very much! #PlasticFreeGoals"

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