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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Breaking via WeChat:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Spotted on X:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Trending via Twitch:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Going viral on WeChat:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Going viral on X:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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94 shares on Twitch this month:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

90 shares on Threads this month:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Shared recently on Discord:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Just landed via Threads:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Making waves on Messenger:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Live now on Reddit:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Going viral on TikTok:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Spreading quickly via Slack:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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