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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Funny minimalism quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the art of living with less 🧹✨. They remind us that decluttering doesn’t have to be boring or serious—sometimes it’s downright hilarious 😂🛋️. Whether you’re a minimalist newbie or a seasoned pro, these playful sayings will make you smile while embracing simplicity 🌿😄. Ready to laugh your way to a clutter-free life? Let’s dive in! 🎉📦

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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