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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️
334 Funny morning quotes
Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?
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Sounds like someone needs a moral GPS! 😅🗺️📍
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.
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Sounds like the microwaves have declared December 26th a national day of panic! 🌪️🎄📦
Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.
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Surprise! My eyes are wide open and ready to roll… or maybe just roll back into bed 😂👀🎁
I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.
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When you send a vampire text at night but by morning you’ve gone full-on sunlight mode 🌞🦇😅
What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”
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Guess they were subscribed to the Rooster Wake-Up Call service! 🐓⏰😂
They’re making me get out of bed.
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"Why walk when you can sarcastically roll towards adulthood? 😴😂🛌"
Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?
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When your bed gives you a day pass and you're suddenly the king/queen of the world! 🛌👑🎉
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆