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Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Going viral on Telegram:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Just shared via Discord:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Making waves on Pinterest:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Just landed via Instagram:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Trending via Pinterest:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Funny moron quotes are the perfect way to brighten your day with a splash of silly humor 🤪😂 Whether you love clever wit or just enjoy a good laugh at goofy antics, these quotes hit the spot! From harmless blunders to laugh-out-loud moments, get ready to smile, chuckle, and share the fun with friends 🤡✨ Let the goofy vibes roll!

New funny moron quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Commentary:
YouTube ads must think I'm in the market for a yacht and a PhD in astrophysics… because clearly, they know what I need better than I do! 🚤🤓🎓
2 weeks ago
Share →: You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Commentary:
This guy on Oxy got the brain cells on vacation mode 🧠🛌😂
2 months ago
Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Commentary:
"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Commentary:
"😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"
4 months ago
Share →: Muting morons is good for your health.

Commentary:
"Silencing the nonsense to keep the sanity ✌️😜 Remember, a mute button a day keeps the headaches away! 🤫🧠 #MuteTheMorons"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Commentary:
"🤣 Oh, what a plot twist! Turns out her knight wasn't shining but was just a dull 'tin' man in disguise! 🤪 That's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a fast-food flop instead! 🍔 Lesson learned: always check under the armor for any hidden tinfoil! 🔍😂"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Commentary:
Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Trending via Slack:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Making waves on Reddit:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Spotted on Discord:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Making waves on TikTok:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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