Funny moron quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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  Commentary:
  "😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Muting morons is good for your health.

  Commentary:
  "Silencing the nonsense to keep the sanity ✌️😜 Remember, a mute button a day keeps the headaches away! 🤫🧠 #MuteTheMorons"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 Oh, what a plot twist! Turns out her knight wasn't shining but was just a dull 'tin' man in disguise! 🤪 That's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a fast-food flop instead! 🍔 Lesson learned: always check under the armor for any hidden tinfoil! 🔍😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!

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