Funny moron quotes

• The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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  2 months ago

  ad, ads, advertisement, dumb, dumbest, frustration, humor, moron, sarcasm, thing, think, YouTube, YouTube ad

• You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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  2 months ago

  drug, humor, me, moron, oxy, surprise, telling

• The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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  2 months ago

  cart, experience, filled, frustration, funny experience, furious, grocery, grocery store, humor, me, moron, navigating, navigation, shopping, shopping cart, slow, slow and furious, store, through

• I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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  2 months ago

  guys, humor, i, interaction, introduce, introduction, moron, neighbor, sarcasm, should, social, social interaction

• Muting morons is good for your health.

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  2 months ago

  good, health, humor, moron, muting, positivity, self-care, wellness

• It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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  2 months ago

  armor, disappointment, expectation, humor, just, knight, moron, relationship, shining, sucks, tinfoil, woman

• The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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  3 months ago

  chemistry, electron, electrons, humor, joke, moron, neutron, neutrons, proton, protons, science, world

• The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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  3 months ago

  electrons, humor, intelligence, joke, moron, neutrons, physics, protons, science, universe

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