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When life gives you California vibes, just add a splash of drama and caffeine tears 😂🥤🌴
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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.
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Spice up your life: your crush on Ginger says you're hot-headed, and a Sporty crush means hiking on the first date! 🌶️🥾🤣
Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.
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Ah, the good old days when my biggest dilemma was finding a synonym for "procrastinate" 🕰️😅 #SimplerTimes
I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.
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Trying to find my place in life; definitely more challenging than it seems 🤔💫
One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.
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Seems like even Mother Nature gets stage fright sometimes! 🌩️🙈✨
The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.
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Sounds like he's dodging commitments faster than a cat avoiding water! 😂🐱🚫
Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.
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"When I'm at full power, I'm basically a superhero in pajamas ready for a nap! 😴🦸♂️"
One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.
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When your cat's confused face lets you know you're not the only one wondering if you live in a haunted house 👻🐱😳
The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.
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Situationships: where modern romance meets its confused cousin 😂💞
I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.
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Guess we finally understand why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up! 🧚♂️🏠💸