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Solo adventures: when you can spend money and talk to yourself without judgment! 🍽️🛍️🧘♀️
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Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.
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Gotta keep those "IDK" delts in peak condition! 🤷♂️💪😅
It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
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Adulting: When you realize 'winging it' is the universal strategy! 🚀🤓😂
Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.
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Looks like I made the cut! 😎🎉 #FeelingFancy
Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.
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When your essay is so bad, even your professor friend won't make eye contact 😂📚🔍
The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.
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Embracing my inner spooky diva, casting spells and stealing the spotlight from all the cauldrons in town! 🧙♀️✨😈
Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?
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Because it's the universe's cruel reminder that our weekend procrastination is out of time ⏳😅🎉🔚
My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.
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Ah, the ancient art of percussive maintenance—it runs in the family! 👴🔨📺😆
“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”
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"Being closer to the ground just means I'm a pro at finding loose change! 🍀💰"
The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
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Waking up before the sun just to work out? I thought those were horror stories, not fitness plans! 🌞🏃♂️😴