Funny mythical quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 'kids who listen' – quite the mythical creature indeed, rumored to be even more mysterious than a unicorn that pays its bills on time!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the legendary creature known for its incredible ability to express exasperation with just one eye open! 🙄 It’s a rare sight to behold, the majestic Sighclops wandering through the realms of boredom and indifference. A true icon of mythological sighing power! 😂🧛‍♂️ #SighGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

  Commentary:
  Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover

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