Funny mythical quotes

• Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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  1 month ago

  animal, animal comparison, comparison, creature, dolphin, elf, fantasy, humor, mythical, mythical creature, orc, shark

• I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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  1 month ago

  creature, fantasy, humor, irony, kid, kids, listening, love, mythical, mythical creature, unicorn, vampire, werewolf

• If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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  1 month ago

  creature, fantasy, humor, i, ID, imagination, joke, mythical, mythical creature, Sighclops, wordplay

• I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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  1 month ago

  bet, Bigfoot, cheeseburger, creature, food, friendship, hangout, humor, i, mythical, mythical creature, once, time, us, wildlife

• If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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  2 months ago

  actually, creature, humor, joke, mythical, mythical creature, pun, realize, supernatural, transformation, unawarewolf, werewolf

• This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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  3 months ago

  creature, dragon, fantasy, happen, huge, humor, i, me, mythical, mythical creature, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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  3 months ago

  ankle, bite, biting, creature, humor, labubus, life, mythical, mythical creature, slang, southern, southern slang, start

• I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

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  3 months ago

  belief, believe, Bigfoot, creature, humor, i, me, mutual, mutual belief, mythical, mythical creature

• Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

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  5 months ago

  bathroom, centaur, creature, difficulty, humor, hygiene, mythical, mythical creature, wipe

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