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Funny mythical quotes

Funny mythical quotes bring legendary creatures and ancient tales to life with a hilarious twist πŸ‰πŸ˜‚ From cheeky dragons to wisecracking wizards, these witty lines mix magic and laughter ✨🀣 Perfect for adding a spark of humor to your day or sharing with fellow fantasy fans πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯ Get ready to giggle in a realm where myths meet mischief!

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Posted on6 days ago5 days ago

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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