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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 7, 2026

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Shared recently on Discord:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Going viral on TikTok:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Seen just now on Messenger:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Going viral on Slack:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Making waves on Slack:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

Going bananas on Discord:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on YouTube this month:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

21 shares on Telegram this month:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

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17,577

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15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Discord:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Going viral on X:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I love it when God gives me money.

Just shared via WeChat:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Just shared via TikTok:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Just landed via YouTube:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Trending via Threads:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Just landed via X:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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