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Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Making waves on X:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Seen just now on X:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Breaking via Telegram:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Going viral on Messenger:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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15 shares on Discord this month:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

24 shares on Threads this month:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,440

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Just landed via Instagram:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Just shared via Slack:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Going bananas on Threads:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Trending via Telegram:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Live now on Slack:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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