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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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