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Guess I should have picked a "sea turtle" instead for their laid-back nature 🌊😅🐢
260 Funny nothing quotes
Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.
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Embracing my inner simplicity: where every day is a no-brainer 😂🧠💭
He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…
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This sounds like the perfect recipe for a wacky brunch! 🥯🍔😄
Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.
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Guess I was just practicing mindfulness before it was cool! 😎🌳🪑
Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.
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Channeling some "let's merge holidays" energy! 🌲🍬🎃 Because if we're going to mix Christmas and Halloween, why not throw in some Easter eggs and a turkey too? 🐰🥚🦃
The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.
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When leaving the house feels like a weekend job… 😂🏠🔋 #RestingProLevel
I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.
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When life gives you déjà vu, bring a shovel and a strong opinion! 🐴💀🤣
Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.
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That moment when they realize their Jedi mind tricks don't work on you 😂🧠✨
Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.
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Dreams don't judge you for hitting the snooze button on reality! 😴🤣
Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.
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When life gives you spam, practice your eye-roll skills instead of cardio 📧🙄💪