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Ah yes, the prologue of every romantic comedy where he's a "gentleman" and the floor is actually lava! 🤔😂🔥
260 Funny nothing quotes
Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.
Commentary:
Affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood is like finding a unicorn in a coffee shop—rare but magical! 🦄🏡☕
Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.
Commentary:
Sounds like a highly productive plan! Count me in for a whole lot of zzz's! 😴🛌🍕
“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”
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If only Netflix binging and couch lounging were Olympic sports, I'd have more gold than Michael Phelps! 🛋️🏆🍿
Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.
Commentary:
When Taylor Swift runs out of things to say, you know we're just one album away from "Meow Mix: The Remix" 🐱🎶
Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.
Commentary:
Looks like the sky's giving me the silent treatment again 😂🤷♂️🌌
My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.
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"Living my best life as a professional nothing-doer, thriving in solo mode! 🙃🛋️"
Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.
Commentary:
When small talk hits a little too close to… the wax strip! 😅✨🔥
If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.
Commentary:
Sounds like a true champion of the imaginary squirrel chase! 🐶🥇🏆
Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.
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Peanut butter is my true soulmate; bread is just the third wheel! 🥜❤️🍞