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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

5 days ago

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

1 week ago

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

1 week ago

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

1 week ago

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

2 weeks ago