Funny nude quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the frosty weather isn't just turning noses red! ❄️📸 Don't worry, folks, those 'icy' nudes are just a result of extreme temperatures! 😂🥶 #ColdButConfident"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive 'Nude Jersey' – a hidden gem, known only to the initiated 😏🔍 So that's the secret pronunciation code, huh? Watch out, New Jersey, you're about to get a whole lot more mysterious! 🤫🔮"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person's nude game is so strong, they're a one-hit wonder! 📷😄 No need for an encore when you nail it on the first try! 💁‍♂️👌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate race to the inbox! 🏁 Will you be the trailblazer in this brave new world of nudie selfies, or will you take your time to craft the perfect angle? 📸 Either way, embrace this historic opportunity with camera-ready confidence! 🤳😂"

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