Funny nude quotes

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly. - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think. - 3 folks are currently viewing this quote.
In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Notifications are a reminder that you exist. - 4 folks are currently viewing this quote.
It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound. - 10 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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